see dis driver oh

Hey eeh, see me see trouble, infact, i don chop shit oh, na so driver look so tee begin chyke me. i'm lookin like ; now u know that im the queen of... all that....talkin... sayin shyte from ur mouth like blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah, im like ..shut up silly(copy rite Trina).

okay it was on this very good day, the boy said he'd like 2 have a word wiv me, no big deal, go ahead, DRIVER:"have u occupied"
ME;im like, wha', i dont understand,

DRIVER;"dont u have a dictionary"
ME;(im thinkin, wtf" look at this silly boy telling askin me 2 use my dictionary) nicely replying, oh in that context i don't understand

DRIVER;ok lets 4get that, ur mom did so so...
(okay long tin, my mom gave him a paltry sum to eat with, i cant start defendin,
ME; im sorry, whenever u need money come and ask me (i'm not even working-any modelling vacancies, this babe open) ),

DRIVER;I jus want to tell u that i like u, infact i love u, but i jus dint know how you will react"
ME;(na so i look dis guy sey "u dey crase" nicely i replied )"oh", (the thing dint even put himself in hi place and shut up,)

DRIVER;so what do u feel"; i feel very insulted ,
ME;"its a free world and this is nigeria, u have voiced ur feelings, i hear you

"the thing still continues spitting shit"
DRIVER;i'd like to have u as my girlfriend
ME;"i'm lookin like; you are so out of ur league, i say "no i cant"

DRIVER;"i know im not ur stuff"
so u just realised that, pple, its so hard to be nice when all u want todo is kick ass,
ME;I have priorites and right now i dont need a boyfriend.....blah blah:"so i begin to talk about having to maintain a 4.5 gpa nnd how i have to study my german and french, bla, blah blah,"

pple that was how i managed that, this life iS .....